The Blog of Korvon

1. "They tried and failed?"

"They tried and died!"

Let us begin with something easy.

2. "Hah! Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! Found 'em."

That one was easy...

3. "Everytime Catherine started up the Microwave I would piss my pants and forget who I was for a half an hour."

Another one...

4. "All these ladies need is a little attention."

"And I bet your the one to give it to them."

Once they get going they can suck start a leaf blower."

5. "Are you alright? Are you still you?"

6. "I saw you! You put it in your mouth and said, 'Oh! What a lovely piece of broccoli'"

7. "You break my record! Now I break you! Like I break your friend"

8. "Arthur, my moustache is touching my brain!"

9. "You can put me anywhere meh! Because you cannot do, what Castro has already done to me!"

10. Earlier in the movie...

"I like you Sully, that's why I'm going to kill you last."

Later...

Sully: "I thought you were going to kill me last?"

"I lied."
Sully is dropped off the cliff.

"What happened to Sully?"

"I let him go."

11. "My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!"

12. "One day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you for a favour... but until that day comes, accept this as a gift for my daughters wedding day"

13. "I dont accept the Challenge, because ****** is no challenge"

14. "But the animal is inside out."

"I heard that. It turned inside out?"

"And it exploded."

each number is a different movie
15. "Ninja kick the damn Rabbit!!!"

16. "I am Yew Law, I am nobody's bitch!!"

17. "Good, I feel the hate in you" (very evil voice)

18. "uhhhh.... skweeker skweek skweeken"

19. "Klaatu Boorata Nikto" (very famous cult classic)

20. "I will fong you, fong u till your insides are out, your ousides are in....... your....*grah* pain... lots of pain"

21. "Kakaroto!!!!!! Kakaroto!!!!!!!" (anime for u dave)

22. "Smells like a vampire wiped his ass with it"

23. "Ancient weapons and hokey old religions are nothing compared to a good blaster at your side kid."

24. "*hatch opens* *character punches other character* Welcome to earth."

Ah, Guin! That was a great one!!

25. Erik's favorite- "Running isn't a plan. Running's what you do when a plan fails."

26. "When will my reflection show who I am inside?"

27. "Look, spaghetti arms..."

28. "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"

29. "You can't never let anything happen to him, then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo."

I'll think of more later.

30. "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

31. "Sebastian, say my name!"

32. "Say my name b**ch!"

33. "Oh, I have so many names..."

34. "CAW. CAW. CAW. JASON"

35. "I dub, you the winner! Or more appropriately... The loser! *gasp* Seize him."

36. "What’s taters Precious? What’s Taters eh?"
(Sorry I couldn’t resist. :D )

37. "Then how do you stop a dog from biting you on monday? HAVE THE DOGGIES TEETH PULLED OUT!"

38. "Whaaaahahahoo its like a Koala Bear crapped a rainbow in my brian!" (not a movie but still a good quote.)

39. "Who glued these quarters to the floor?"
"I dont feel the need to explain my art to you warren"

40. "I do not regret the things that I have done, but the things I did not do."

41. "Luther you lying snake!"

42. "Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining Louis."

43. "I came to make peace with you, even though you are the father of lies."

44. "I'm okay to go!"

45. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die."

46. "Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?"

47. "Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards!"

48. "No disassemble Stephanie!"

49. "If you want him, come and claim him!"

50. "The genetic difference between men and apes is only three percent. But that three percent gave us Einstein, Mozart..."

51. (Sharp intake of breath) "Ahhhhhhhh!!!!" (Sound of bones breaking as the Music swells)

51.5 "He switched it, the lights were on out here, while he was safe in there."

52. "It's not the years baby, it's the mileage."

53. That's my job, I'm the confident captain. It's not going to help for me to run around waving my arms and screaming, "Oh s***, we're gonna die."

54. "Carrots? Why are there always carrots?"

55. "See, here I'm now by myself.. uh... talking to myself. That's chaos theory."

Bible Quotes/Prayers in Movies:

56. "Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.

Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.

My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.

O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."

57. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Bonus Question #1 (not from a movie)

"How do you type with boxing gloves on?"

58. "Wolfman's got nards!"

59. "Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that."

60. "Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming. "

61. "Yes, I know Captain Sternn. And never did there live a kinder, more generous man. He is an overflowing cup, filled with the very cream of
human goodness ... in all the time I've known him, he's never done anything immoral ...unless maybe the Pre-Schooler's Prostitute ring ... and he's ah, never done anything illegal ... unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!! He's always been a good, law-abiding citizen ... Awww, gimme a break!! ... of the Federation, and, and ...(going schizo) Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!(gentle, but starting to sweat)... a community-concious individual, ah, ah ...(rising in crazed anger)STERNN!!!(pointing as he screams)He's nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin',back-stabbin', larcenous, perverted worm!! Hangin's too good for him!! Burnin's too good for him!! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!!!"

62. "How can you love someone so much who you just met?"

63. "You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic."

You realize we are finally writing down the "Chris" Dialect.

*this is not a Quote from a movie... this is just Chris looking over his vocabulary*

64. "Three tours in Vietnam, Panama, Grenada, Desert Storm; three Purple Hearts, two Silver Stars and the Congressional Medal of - Jesus. This man is a hero."

65. "You want me to inject this thing into my heart. Are you f**king nuts?"

66. "I-I gotta stab her three times?"

67. "Look! I built it in my sleep."
"What is it?"
"I dont know, but is has a button on it... I wish to press it."

Well... I better contribute:

68. They're gentlemen. That's more than I can say for you
and for me. We're not gentlemen. And we have no
honor, have we?

69. "I long to fax someone."
"I have a fax"

70. "Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that."

71. "I' bullet proof, but I can't fly yet

72. Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

73. My mission responsibilitites range over the entire operation of the ship, so I am constantly occupied. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which all I think that any concious entity can ever hope to do.

74. As character cuts off his own hand with a chainsaw(addressing question to his hand):"whos laughing now?"

"Certain death, small chance at survival...what are we waiting for?!"

76. "Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."

77. "Who knows where thoughts come from, They just appear!"
"Uh huh."

78. (yelling) The sign! On the back of the car! Said "Critters of Hollywood!! You Dumb F***!!!!"

79. Turning things. And adjusting them.
(from same movie)
Poor deluted Joe, doesn't even have any kids.

80. (Girl enters with pumpkin on her head) "Rachel Flax"

81. I'm Edward Kimberly, the recluse brother of my sister Anthea. Edward Kimberly, who has finally vindicated his sister's good name.

82. Oh, don't grovel! One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

83. Has he told you about Frank? The 6 foot tall bunny rabbit?

84. Maybe you expected me to go hog-wild? Maybe you could bring home the bacon! Ahhh... the sounds of love: squeek, oink!

85. Estoy hablando español!!!

86. Rosebud......